Presenting the worst thing I've ever seen

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
01/26/2019 at 20:50 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/26/2019 at 20:55

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Hot take: If I see someone driving this car , I don’t ever want to talk to them


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/26/2019 at 20:55

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What did we do to deserve this?


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/26/2019 at 20:58

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If this doesn’t get regularly drifted I’m going to be upset


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/26/2019 at 20:59

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That’s not even mildly warm.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > sony1492
01/26/2019 at 21:00

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I guarantee that doesn’t get used in any remotely performance application ever.


Kinja'd!!! Josh - the lost soldier > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/26/2019 at 21:03

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Yeah yeah, it looks bad, but I'm pretty sure it sounds worse than it looks. The VQ with an exhaust sounds like ASS.


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/26/2019 at 21:06

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Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/26/2019 at 21:07

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I think I need a jacket after that take.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/26/2019 at 21:10

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Z/G s are okay cars that attract buttholes. And not in a good way.

So I’m okay with this.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/26/2019 at 21:15

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More like a cold shoulder. 


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/26/2019 at 21:15

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I mean as much as i hate the style of stance bro i hate it less than this crap:

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Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/26/2019 at 21:19

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I thought it was serious, until the spoiler.

This is obviously a caricature of its own stereotype.

Someone has a sense of humor... otherwise, yes, it is the worst thing to happen to an Infiniti G35c


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/26/2019 at 21:29

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That tiny spoiler is pretty great though


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/26/2019 at 22:14

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Its no 1995 cavalier in 2006 bad.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/26/2019 at 22:24

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99% of Infiniti G coupe drivers make the rest look bad.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
01/26/2019 at 22:34

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The G coupe makes the last 1% look bad all on its own!


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/26/2019 at 22:34

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That and the hood struts on the front make me think this is a joke.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
01/26/2019 at 22:35

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They’re okay cars if you want to play the engine lottery on if you’ll get an okay engine that still sounds like an exuberant fart or an engine that consumes unreasonable amounts of oil and still sounds like an exuberant fart.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/26/2019 at 22:43

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they just really don’t sound good. 


Kinja'd!!! Josh - the lost soldier > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
01/26/2019 at 22:51

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The Z34 is okay. Z33, not so much. The G cars are effin’ ghastly.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/26/2019 at 23:01

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“yeah i drive a skyline”

“basically a gt-r it’s got the same engine”

“LMAO you drive a toyota that’s pretty gay bro get a real car dude ”


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > not for canada - australian in disguise
01/27/2019 at 10:45

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One of my wife’s friends talked about how great her base model pre-facelift Kia Soul is and then called my car a “weird lookin hearse thing” in the same breath and boy howdy I bout made my lip bleed from biting it.


Kinja'd!!! MM54 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/27/2019 at 17:14

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We can only hope


Kinja'd!!! Ready for an adventure! > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/31/2019 at 15:57

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Lookth like it’th Mike Tython’th car


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
02/01/2019 at 13:28

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My G has been more reliable in the first year than any of the cars you’ve owned.